Give me freedom or give me an F

[nocturnalboy]

To Kramer-old-dude who smells like weird stuff,

I am not doing this much homework. I do not care what you say, this much homework over the weekend is cruel and unusual punishment. It's unfair!!! I have a life outside of school you know!? Unlike you, apparently. I have things I have to do!

Crappiest Regards,
Matsuzaki Suguru

(Amamiyaaaa help me!!! ><)

Comments

[nocturnalboy.livejournal.com]

Well I think that you are giving an unfair amount of homework. >:( It is not like all of us have as much free time as you have after you stop inspecting the girl's skirts.

[notsexyback.livejournal.com]

Tell me, how much homework do you think you should be given? And I would point out that I have the drama club to look after as well as incessant meetings the like of which most students can't begin to comprehend.

I have much less free time than you; but everyone has to make their sacrifices, wouldn't you say?

[nocturnalboy.livejournal.com]

Well if you have such a dramatic lack of free time (oh please, you love school and you know it, that's why you have no life outside of it I'm guessing) then why assign so much work? It only means that you'll have to spend more time to grade it all.

[notsexyback.livejournal.com]

Because that is my job, as a moment's thought would tell you. Also, are you aware of how grades are weighted?

However, to be perfectly honest, you're absolutely correct. I am a bitter, cynical, heartless man who holes up like a hermit in the confines of this school. In my jealousy I assign weights of homework that Atlas himself would strain to hold, and hearing the complaints of the students is the only glimmer of joy in my otherwise bleak existence. Truly, Matsuzaki-kun, your powers of perception are astounding.

[nocturnalboy.livejournal.com]

Well the first step is to admit it that you have a problem. I'm proud of you sensei. ;_;

[notsexyback.livejournal.com]

Indeed. And as you're so proud of me, I'm sure you'll give me the pleasure of that one glimmer of joy. I'll expect all of the assignments done by Monday.

Also, for extra credit, you can turn in a definition of 'sarcasm' and properly explain its use in casual conversation.

[nocturnalboy.livejournal.com]

I'll do it but only to help you get over your issues. I think you have a long, long way to go, but if you put some effort into it and maybe get laid a few times I'm sure you can do it.

Extra credit...? No thanks, I don't want to look like a nerd.