Give me freedom or give me an F

[nocturnalboy]

To Kramer-old-dude who smells like weird stuff,

I am not doing this much homework. I do not care what you say, this much homework over the weekend is cruel and unusual punishment. It's unfair!!! I have a life outside of school you know!? Unlike you, apparently. I have things I have to do!

Crappiest Regards,
Matsuzaki Suguru

(Amamiyaaaa help me!!! ><)

Comments

[nocturnalboy.livejournal.com]

Well the first step is to admit it that you have a problem. I'm proud of you sensei. ;_;

[notsexyback.livejournal.com]

Indeed. And as you're so proud of me, I'm sure you'll give me the pleasure of that one glimmer of joy. I'll expect all of the assignments done by Monday.

Also, for extra credit, you can turn in a definition of 'sarcasm' and properly explain its use in casual conversation.

[nocturnalboy.livejournal.com]

I'll do it but only to help you get over your issues. I think you have a long, long way to go, but if you put some effort into it and maybe get laid a few times I'm sure you can do it.

Extra credit...? No thanks, I don't want to look like a nerd.