Ohshi.

[nocturnalboy]

We aren't going to Angkor Wat for our class trip?! Why Hawaii? Hawaii is going to be so... sunny. I'd better stock up on games to play on the airplane ride. I read that it lasts for 7 hours. SEVEN HOURS!!! I hope the lay-down bed seats are comfortable (and leather) and that the champagne they have stocked is good.

And Kramer is gonna drive me nuts on this trip, I can already feel it. Old man had better stay off my ass and let me do what I want. >(

[Private:] SHIT. What the hell am I gonna do on a sunny and hot beach? I swear I'm going to die. Die die die.
On the plus side: bikinis!!! :D

Comments

[bewarewulf.livejournal.com]

Sunshine is good for you!! Vitamin D...or something. Plus, beach babes. Can't get that in a jungle ruin~

[nocturnalboy.livejournal.com]

I'll get my Vitamin D from milk, thanks.

Beach babes are good, but in the jungle would be hot jungle babes.

HOT JUNGLE BABES I TELL YOU.

[bewarewulf.livejournal.com]

Why would there be babes at ruins? This isn't the Amazon.

[nocturnalboy.livejournal.com]

There are always babes in the jungle. They get stranded by airplanes and then they run around trying to find computers and coconuts and cans of peanut butter marked with strange occult-ish logos. You see it on TV all the time.

Jungle babes wear fur bikinis and do their hair in ponytails with little bones. That is super cool and tough-looking yet cute still. PLUS there is the added bonus of getting to swing on a vine and jump into a swimming hole whilst yelling something along the lines of, "Cowabungaaaa!" Tell me you wouldn't want to try that!

[bewarewulf.livejournal.com]

....

Okay, the 'Cowabungaaaa!' thing sounds pretty rad, but we'll be able to do that in Hawaii anyway probably. As for the rest...isn't that just your imagination?? Lay off the crack, dude. Seriously. It's bad for your liver.

[nocturnalboy.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, haven't you ever seen LOST? Survivor? Gilligan's Island? Castaway? Wait scratch that... there were no jungle babes in Castaway. Tarzan? George of the Jungle? Jungle De Ikou? (Google that, I dare you.)

That one episode of the Simpsons where the kids get stranded and they have monkey butlers? No babes, but monkey butlers are always useful. Who wouldn't want a monkey butler?

[bewarewulf.livejournal.com]

Those are all fictional works. Exaggerations and whatnot.

Maybe just wishful thinking.

[nocturnalboy.livejournal.com]

Wishful thinking is a very important thing. Otherwise you won't be able to know what it is you wish for when you have a chance.

[bewarewulf.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I suppose that's kinda true.

[sicklygarden.livejournal.com]

Matsuzaki-senpai, youre not old enough to drink champagne yet....

[nocturnalboy.livejournal.com]

They never card you in first class.